Life

All I Need to Know About Life, I Learned from Santa!

  • Encourage people to believe in you.
  • Always remember who’s naughty and who’s nice.
  • Don’t pout.
  • It’s as much fun to give as it is to receive.
  • Some days it’s ok to feel a little chubby.
  • Make your presents known.
  • Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
  • Bright red can make anyone look good.
  • Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you’ve gained.
  • If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you’re very important.
  • Whenever you’re at a loss for words, say: “HO, HO, HO!”

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